Stayed up WAY too late on Twitter last night playing "Add a Word, Ruin a Movie," where you, um, add a word to a movie title to imply a new, much worse movie. My favorites to come out of last night:
The Girl with the Temporary Dragon Tattoo
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe Malfunction
Batman Forever Stamps
The Cabin in the Hundred-Acre Woods (one of mine, albeit slightly cheatery)
Equestria Mean Girls
Romy and Michele Bachmann's High School Reunion
How about you folks? Got any of your own?
Oh, this is fun. How are these?
ReplyDeleteHistory Primer
Broken Jaws
The Fairy Godfather
Pulp Non-Fiction (sorta cheating)
Digital Pirates of the Carribean
Minority Demographic Report
The Dark Knight Never Rises
The Other Room
Monsters vs Illegal Aliens
The Land Before Bed Time
Not Wanted
The Matrix Multiplication
The Manhattan Island
There Will Be No Blood
FilmCritHulk had my favorite idea: "The Dark Knight Rises."
ReplyDeleteHere are a couple of mine:
The Merchant Marines of Venice
Friar Lawrence of Arabia (actually I might want to see that one)
Blackadder Hawk Down
The Taming of the Killer Shrew
The Merry Wives of Windsor, California (oh wait...)
Timon and Pumba of Athens (granted, that's two words, but one of them is "and" so it might not count)
I have a word you can add to the end of nearly any movie to make it worse: "2"
ReplyDeleteMore Seriously (all from going through my DVD collection alphabetically):
ReplyDeleteCitizen Bob Kane
Drunken Chess Master
The Fifth Chemical Element
Fight Club Med
The Graduate School
Guys and Barbie Dolls
Kiki's Delivery Fan Service
Les Miserables d'Amelie
Lilies of the Football Field
Perfect Blues Brothers
Up Yours
And Ashley's contributions:
Bye Bye Birdie Putt
The Devil Wears Faux Prada