Washington, DC's Seasons Reimagined as Political Affiliations

Summer is definitely a Republican: oppressive, unpleasant, serious threat to the health of the elderly, poor, and infirm.

Fall is a libertarian. Basically the same as  summer, but with fewer downpours and more drizzling. Also it's moldy and I'm allergic. 

Winter is a Democrat. Ostensibly the opposite of summer, it is certainly more pleasant, but ultimately only a little better for the people summer hurts. It's all part of the same destructive cycle in the end.

Spring is genuine liberals: honestly lovely, nice for everyone, and so tiny and ineffectual it's possible to miss entirely that it exists.