Pony Thought of the Day: Seed No Evil

The Kickstarter has only 1 day left! If you want the Kickstarter-exclusive essay, this is your last chance to pledge!

You guys have been amazing, but due to backers reducing their pledges I am now down to $1000, $200 shy of the stretch goal where I do TWO reaction videos, one to a Gen 3 ep and one to a Gen 3.5 ep. Will I have to suffer through the horrors of "Over Two Rainbows?" Or will I escape that fate by the skin of my teeth? It's up to all of you to decide!

It's gauche to ask, I know, but if any of you have a platform from which you can spread the Kickstarter--a blog, Twitter, actual meatspace interaction with human-type peoples, now is the last chance to tell any of them about this drive. Although we passed the initial goal a while back, that was based on my editor's initial quote before he saw the book--it's actually requiring more editing than he expected, and therefore costing more. As it stands now, the Kickstarter is just shy of covering my actual costs--which I can cover, the book will definitely still happen, but it'd be nice to say I broke even.

The latest episode of Friendship Is Witchcraft, "Seed No Evil," is one of their best. It's exactly what I needed to get the foul taste of "One Bad Apple" out of my mouth. I'd embed it, but Blogger is being wonky and forcing me to write this in HTML, so I'm merely going to link it instead.

Pony Thought of the Day: I Have Acquired Equestria Girls, Time for Some Planning

The Kickstarter has only 2 days left! You guys have been amazing, but due to a backer reducing their pledge I am now just $10 shy of the stretch goal where I do TWO reaction videos, one to a Gen 3 ep and one to a Gen 3.5 ep. Will I have to suffer through the horrors of "Over Two Rainbows?" Or will I escape that fate by the skin of my teeth? It's up to all of you to decide!

It's gauche to ask, I know, but if any of you have a platform from which you can spread the Kickstarter--a blog, Twitter, actual meatspace interaction with human-type peoples, now is the last chance to tell any of them about this drive. Although we passed the initial goal a while back, that was based on my editor's initial quote before he saw the book--it's actually requiring more editing than he expected, and therefore costing more. As it stands now, the Kickstarter is just shy of covering my actual costs--which I can cover, the book will definitely still happen, but it'd be nice to say I broke even. So, I picked up the DVD of Equestria Girls at BronyCon this weekend. Still haven't watched it and my spoiler-avoidance has been mostly successful, so at this point my knowledge of it consists of the two trailers, the titles of a couple of the musical numbers, and that it has a character named Sunset Shimmer whom people don't like? Except the people who do? Also several people telling me it's less bad than they expected. So, now that the DVD is out, it's time for the promised liveblog! The liveblog will occur this Saturday, August 10. At noon EST a placeholder post will go up on this blog, where people can comment as they please (but NO SPOILERS). At 3 p.m. EST everyone will hit play on their DVDs simultaneously, and we can all start watching together and commenting on what we're seeing as the movie plays. Let me reiterate: NO SPOILERS. On this post, on past posts--anywhere on the site between now and the end of the liveblog. I normally don't care because I can almost always predict the plot of something within a few minutes of starting it, but the whole point of this exercise is for me (and anyone else who chooses to join in) to give a moment-by-moment reaction to first encountering the movie, in contrast to the usual planned, thought-out analyses of things I've seen multiple times before I start writing. Anyway, I'm looking forward to this. I think it'll be fun, and in a different way than the blog usually is.

Pony Thought of the Day: Brony the Movie

The Kickstarter has only 3 days left! You guys have been amazing, and we hit the $1200 mark where I do a reaction video--so as a special gift I'm doing TWO reaction videos, one to a Gen 3 ep and one to a Gen 3.5 ep. The question now is, in the little time remaining, can we get to me doing analyses of these two episodes as well? I haven't actually seen any of the brony documentaries floating around, but of the ones I've heard about this seems like the most interesting. I saw the director and some of the people involved talk about it at BronyCon, and the clips they showed look great--it's got some great cinematography, and I'm intrigued that although it's using lots of interviews with bronies, it's framed as an outsider's view. According to the director it's effectively finished--they have a complete, feature-length cut and are just doing things like proofreading titles at this point. They've also got a distributor, so basically everything except a release date is in place.

Haters gonna hate. (My Little Po-Mo)

Christ, what an asshole.

August is Derivative Works Month, where I take a break from episode reviews. Instead, each Sunday I cover a different fanwork or licensed work from outside the show. This week's derivative work is the analysis blog My Little Po-Mo.

This is another one of those things that runs for months, so once again please forgive me for not listing movies, music, and headlines.

My Little Po-Mo is a fairly obscure and extremely pretentious analysis blog by a fan who goes by the screen name Froborr. It describes itself as being postmodern, but for better or worse displays little of the linguotextual carnivalization that characterizes most post- (and post-post-) modern literary analysis.

As its author points out in the very first entry, My Little Po-Mo is almost entirely an imitation/intimation of the postmodern Doctor Who fan/analysis blog/book series TARDIS Eruditorum, but where that work is a tour-de-force that recontextualizes the fifty-year history of Doctor Who and uses it as a window into and emboitment of meditations on British history, politics, philosophy, and art, My Little Po-Mo lists top songs, movies, and headlines from the air date in the opening paragraph of each article. TARDIS Eruditorum does that as well, of course, but while TARDIS Eruditorum frequently uses the songs and headlines to set up themes for the article and locate the episode in a particular and peculiar temporal locus, My Little Po-Mo usually just states them and moves on; given that the most historically distant episode it addresses (not including guest posts) aired in late 2010, there appears to be little historical context to give.

The majority of posts (on Sundays, at least; the blog posts pointless little "Pony Thoughts of the Day" the other six days of the week, but they are largely disposable and frequently inane) are cases of severe overreach, such as an attempt to align an apparently randomly chosen sequence of four first-season episodes into the traditional four stages of making a philosopher's stone, as reinterpreted by Jung into a grand narrative of spiritual awakening. Remember, this is still My Little Pony we're talking about!

This "alchemy" series ignores a significant fact and thus becomes a telling example of the overreach that characterizes the blog. Specifically, the alchemy posts discuss episodes that aired very early in the show's broadcast, at a time at which the brony fandom barely existed; further, due to the long lead time required for most animated works, the episodes' scripts must have been in a finished (insofar as any unviewed work can be considered "finished") or near-finished state significantly prior to the airing of the first episode of the show, and therefore before the brony fandom could exist. The central argument that the episodes represent a struggle (and ultimately alchemical wedding) between appealing to geeks and remaining true to the show's roots requires viewing the show as an independent gestalt from its creators, a viewpoint that is not only never articulated, but actively undercut at points.

At other times, the blog takes a turn for the distressingly aggressive/righteous. Repeated tirades against show writer Amy Keating Rogers have little basis other than the microanalysis of social justice issues read into (as opposed to out of) the space of the text, and perhaps a modicum of tokenism surrounding (but hardly absorbed by) Zecora, a character Rogers didn't even create. In particular, accusations of sexism regarding "The Ticket Master" and "A Dog and Pony Show" require extensive de- and reconstruction to support, and the articles in question leave much of that process in the realm of the assumed, never actualizing it; the article on "Bridle Gossip," meanwhile, never initiates the process at all, and amounts to little more than an extended rant.

Meanwhile, simple propositions, such as the argument that pony society resembles a community of geeks, are given elaborate arguments that meander through largely unrelated spaces before arriving at a conclusion that could likely have been argued in a much smaller space. More damningly, episodes such as "The Mysterious Mare-Do-Well," which valorizes bullying techniques that have been used for decades, primarily against young women, are given a vigorous (but ultimately inadequate) defense. The author also seems hypercritical of the character Spike, and is determined to read the worst possible motivations into everything Spike does. Loathe as I am to try to read author motivations into a work, a certain degree of iconoclasticism and a kneejerk contrarian streak seem likely to be at work here, along with almost certainty an element of projection.

Occasional posts are, in the author's words, "experimental," which appears to here mean "deliberately obtuse." These include a two-column post on two episodes that heavily overemphasizes their thematic similarities, and a post on "The Return of Harmony" that appears to have been written normally and then had the paragraphs rearranged semi-randomly, because that's just less than entirely unlike Discord's actions in the episode. These little microcarnivalizations do little or nothing to enhance the posts, but serve as an excellent vector for the substitution of inaccessibility for depth.

Ultimately, one has to ask whether this blog is serious or a joke. It seems like it cannot possibly be serious, but that rests on the assumption that My Little Pony is inherently unworthy of this kind of attention. That, in turn, requires that something have inherent (un)worth, which necessarily requires some authoritative measure of worth which can be used to gauge said unworth. Such an authority would completely invalidate human freedom, which requires the assignment of worth to be an idiosyncratic, highly personal subjectivity, and therefore said authority cannot be permitted to exist.

On the "this is actually serious" side falls the months-long effort and Kickstarter campaign to launch a book, which is not being marketed as humor. But that then returns us to the problem of the author's qualifications and skills, which he himself noted in the very first post are inadequate to the task. So is this simply a serious attempt executed poorly?

But how can anyone take seriously such passages as "The conflict between Rarity and Applejack is one of class roles and expectations; it is about conflict in the ways the two ponies construct their worlds, and thus can be resolved by a process of deconstruction and reconstruction. The conflict between Applejack and Rainbow Dash is not as simple, because it is a conflict of personalities and essential natures. A world which contains both of them is necessarily a world which contains conflict. It seems as if they cannot coexist." Somewhere beyond overreach and overreading lies the space in which claiming that "The Elements of Harmony" prefigures Arab Spring and the Occupy movement can possibly be considered as a serious argument. Frankly, anyone involved in either group of protests would be fully justified in taking significant offense.

Of course, as previously stated (un)worth cannot be considered inherent, but is necessarily always a product of the socially constructed value-schema of the observer. Nonetheless, My Little Po-Mo makes a solid attempt at invalidating that worldview, and stands out as a strong candidate for the (empty) set of works useable as a zero-line for value as analysis/entertainment.

Pony Thought of the Day: Book Update

There's only a few days left to donate to the Kickstarter! As of writing this (way back in the dim recesses of history known to legend as Thursday), we're only $35 bucks shy of the second stretch goal! In terms of what's actually going on with the book, I've completed the first round of edits and sent them back to the editor. These included a complete rewrite of one of the new chapters and the addition of another new chapter, a brief guide to Equestria for people who've never watched the show. (I don't think anyone who doesn't watch the show is likely to buy the book, my editor (who doesn't watch the show) does. We'll see.) To give you an idea of what I mean by "revised and expanded," the Sunday blog posts from the introduction through "Best Night Ever" comprise about 35,000 words. The book is clocking in at 70,000 at the moment. Also, the cover artist (the inestimable Viga) projects having it done by the end of the day today (meaning Thursday, not Saturday). So that's exciting, I'm hoping to give you all a peek of it soon!

Pony Thought of the Day: Anyone at Bronycon and Want to Be In the Book?

I'm at Bronycon in Baltimore today! And I'm interviewing bronies about their experiences so I can quote them in the book. If anyone's interested, come to one of my panels (My Little Panel; Brony vs. Brony) and I'll be doing interviews after.

Pony Thought of the Day: I'm on a Podcast!

Viga (my partner in crime and designer of the logo for this very site) and I are on geek comedian Uncle Yo's podcast today. We were on the show to talk about Adventure Time!, but I did get to plug the MLP book really briefly at the beginning. Anyway, if you ever wanted to hear my horrible nasal voice talking about something other than ponies, this is your chance?